Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, the Joke

  Hey, there's a new funny going around, very timely this July. Here's one version. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were invited on a Pacific cruise with wealthy donors. Mid-ocean, a terrible storm seemed to come from nowhere and they were shipwrecked. Hillary and the Donald found the same life raft, alone at sea. At one point he saved her life, at another, she saved his. They washed ashore on a … [Read more...]

Commiserations with Gratitude to France, from Gulag Bound

To our dear neighbors in France, We offer our sympathies and we humbly accept yours, as you share our embarrassment over John Kerry and of course, Barack Hussein Obama and the rest of the Democratic Party. #JeSuisCharlie #NousNeSommesPasTwerps   You don't mind if we make it sort of small, do you? (A written something like explanation of this, our Secretary of State's darling moment for … [Read more...]

‘Shake it Off’ not by Taylor Swift, by Remy, Ripping Obama’s Mess

Released on October 20th? October 20th, why haven't I seen this before today! Too busy with the Sovereignty Campaign, maybe. So, Remy's tailor-made presentation -- how the Marxofascists just aren't too... yeah, swift. Democrats be like...   Whew... No twerking. See? There is a God in Heaven. Stands to reason. (The original, by Taylor Swift - warning: token black twerking, but at least … [Read more...]

Know Your Rights! for Undocumented and Unidentified Aliens

DC Independent Examiner This post is dedicated to Barry Rascovar. I was sent a brochure last night from a friend that explains to “immigrants” the Department of Justice’s position on discrimination against people for their “national origin.” Of course, this brochure implies that it holds for illegal aliens as well as legal immigrants. An illegal alien does not enjoy these protections, but DOJ likely won’t … [Read more...]

The TEA PARTY is Now Completely OUT of CONTROL

Reserving our privilege of reposting excerpt-sized items we find this, on The Scratching Post: Source [@JimGeraghty in Twitter]. … [Read more...]

Must See Video: ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic’s Brilliant, Erudite Parody, ‘Word Crimes’

Bookworm Room This may be the most witty, knowledgeable, erudite, delightful song parody Weird Al, or anybody for that matter, has ever done: (Just FYI, here’s the Blurred Lines video he parodies.) … [Read more...]

Anonymous Hackers Reveal Photo: Preparations for Obama’s Strike on Syria

The following classified photo has been released to GulagBound.com by "Anonymous" hackers. Ostensibly, it shows preparations for the planned U.S. strike upon Syria, apparently to be personally inflicted upon its President Bashar al-Assad. This is believed to reconcile John Kerry's comments regarding the "unbelievably small" size of our anticipated, ultra-surgical attack, with Barack Obama's "[no] pinpricks" … [Read more...]

Republican Leaders Approve America as a One-Party State

Lawrence Sellin, Ph.D. Freedom Outpost At a June 25, 2013 White House meeting, originally announced as a foreign policy discussion, House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) promised President Barack Obama that Republicans would offer only token resistance to all future legislation proposed by the Democrats. In return, Obama would permit the Republicans to remain a minority party in Congress, run candidates in … [Read more...]

Activists: ENOUGH! Storm the Obamunist Media with Your Smart Phone!

So... anyone have some video for the Gulag to show?  (tapping watch) ------------- This item was originally entitled... Activist Training: Breakthrough! Smartphone Videoing the Marxstream Media ...but we kind of stole a tweet that Jon then put out for it, that seemed to work better ------------- This tip just in yesterday morning from the author, @JonathanStein4 - via The Red Side of Life - check it out! … [Read more...]

Roberts Rules on Presidential Eligibility! New Election Announced!

=====================BRAKING=NEWS!!   The long sought Supreme Court verdict on Article 2 of the U.S. Constitution has just been announced. Eligibility activists have finally forced the SCOTUS to tell us how U.S. Presidents are  to be elected. Experts declare this a landmark ruling. Never before have the words in Article 2 ever been defined - not even to their authors. The Supremes voted 1-8, with … [Read more...]

Scientists Disprove the John Roberts Particle

BREAKING: heck, smashing, from Iowahawk... DNC Scientists Disprove Existence of Roberts' Taxon WASHINGTON DC - Jubilant scientists at the DNC's High Speed Word Collider (HSWC) announced today they have conclusively disproven the existence of Roberts' Taxon, the theoretical radioactive Facton particle that some had worried would lead to the implosion of the entire Universal Health Care System. "I think it's … [Read more...]

Shocking New Wiener Photos Threaten Obama Campaign

  Please Be Advised:  Content   below   is   potentially   disturbing   to   pets.        Obamadogs  Done the Chicago way? … [Read more...]

Video: Earlier, More Honest Romney Hunted Down; Lone Gunman: Mitt Romney

Seen as a move to preserve his candidacy This just in, over the wire... Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself  … [Read more...]

Double Solyndra Feature! ‘The Green Energy Anti-Depressant’ & ‘The Lost Solyndra Grant Proposal’

New and Improved!  (Well, it can't be improved, because it's too new.) by Accuracy in Media Solyndra, the Green Energy Anti-Depressant from CJ in TX, 9/17/2011: SOL-yndra. Ah.... We get it now. (Half-bleeped scatology included.) "The Lost Solyndra Grant Proposal," misfitpolitics, 9/17 … [Read more...]

Bipolar Barry; Will the Obamunists AttackWatch The Onion?

  The Onion has just leapfrogged the mysterious Ulsterman/Insider reports, to diagnose Barack Obama with an acute and unmanageable bipolar disorder. Will the Eye of AttackWatch.com now cast its stink-eye gaze upon The Onion? If so, how many tears will it shed?   .   White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase   Here is both a diagnosis and treatment … [Read more...]

Fine! Updated with Hitler, the #AttackWatch!! Commercial + Black & Red Reruns

"Don't think we're not keeping score, brother." - Barack Obama "Don't think that'll keep you from losing, Big Brother." - Gulag Bound ACHTUNG! UPDATE! - Alright, Alright! We'll post the Hitler video, too.  ;-`  If you love him, you'll pass the #AttackWatch. conserARTive video, "Hitler Discovers ATTACKWATCH is a Joke!" h/t: @redneckchip and others bound  Also, for another really important thing, see: "Fraud … [Read more...]

Obamas Announce Surprise Vacation to Nation’s Capital

This just in... Would that it stayed out... Go to Duh Progressive for the full story. from fascist Spain to fascist DC … [Read more...]

My Favorite Obama ’08 Poster

Reminiscing today, in the early morning hours. Some were awake and aware. at the time. … [Read more...]